THE HOBARTIAN
Class Will
We, the Senior class of 1934, having no cracked brains from overstudying and after many adjustments, do will and bequeath all our possessions collected during our four hectic years at Hobart High.
To Mr. Field, we bequeath the ability to walk more quietly through the halls so that the study hall will continue its attractions.
To Mr. McCandlish, we leave a memorandum pad so that he can keep "track of" all his dates.
To Mr. Weeks, our adviser, we leave a Senio class with as much ability as the one just graduated.
To Mr. Howard, we leave a French accent for his Ford car.
To Miss Flynn, we leave a phonograph which keeps repeating, "You have no time for fooling."
To Miss Gould, we leave an errand boy to run to borrow Mr. McCandlish's keys whenever she loses hers.
To Miss Wicks, we leave a student who will "stick by" History B as Bill Simmons has.
Kermit Cantwell leaves his ability to cut hair to Jack Nichols.
John Post leaves his bashfulness to Boy Hoyt.
Edith Platt leaves her vocabulary to Catherine Davis.
Tommy Rich bequeaths his "gift of gab" to Marshall Misner.
Charlie Mawhinney bequeaths his sunny disposition to Donald Peters.
To Fred Rose, Donald Garton bequeaths his modesty.
Ruth Canfield leaves her ability to flirt to Isabel Galon.
Chanie Gregory leaves her art of playing basketball to Florence Krum.
John Baldinger leaves his arm for pitching baseball and other "unknown purposes" to Hugh Brockway.
Effie Roberts leaves her ability to catch a man to Virginia Clark.
To Agnes Murphy, Ted Carson leaves her success in getting her sweetness from the sugar plant.
George Decker bequeaths his ability to catch a "fly" while playing baseball to Jack Nichols, who always has his mouth open.
Isabelle Pogue bequeaths her ability to jump and get ahead of her man in basketball to Emma Vercelli.
To Bertha Dyer, Leland Ploutz leaves his ability to drive a car.
To Mike Barlow, ken Canfield leaves his ability to graduate under a short session of each school year.
To Dwight Dibble, Harold Barber leaves his ability to get out of mudholes up by Thomas All's.
To Josephine Brockway, Emma Weeks bequeaths her ability to drive a Model T.
To the Junior Class, we leave a Junior Play in which the love affairs continue indefinitely.
Having looked into my horoscope long enough to discover all of these prophecies, I now will it to my successor in the Class of 1935, who will need to discover little more of the future than has the Class of 1934.
I, Edna Simmons, being of sound mind, do declare that I have executed my responsibility to the best of my ability.
Signed, Edna Simmons.
1934•16
The 1934 Almedian - South Kortright Central School Yearbooks - SKCS 1934 Almedian
