THE HOBARTIAN
Just Imagine
Austin Foote not talking.
Chaine Gregory early for school.
Bill Simmons not teasing people.
Teddy Carson not wanting to go to a dance.
Clara Milewski and Emma Vercelli not talking with the boys.
Seniors all agreeing.
Mr. Smith squelching "Rink".
Kitty Davis not sucking a lollypop.
Everyone paying attention in History C.
Miss Wicks walking slowly.
Mr. McCandlish knowing where his keys are.
Leland Ploutz not arguing with Effie Roberts.
Marshall Misner with his hair combed.
John Post talking back.
Miss Wicks not coming into Mr. Smith's room to ask questions.
Mr. McClandlish: "Did you get the second problem?"
Tee: "No."
Mr. Mc.: "How near were you to the right answer?"
Tee: "Four seats away."
Emma: "Mother, Tommy tried to kiss me at the party last night.
Mother: "How dare he?"
Emma: "He didn't. I dared him."
Teacher: "Now, I wish all you boys would sit up."
Bright student: "Humph. I thought we were supposed to sit down."
Visitor, looking over study hall: "How many study here?"
Teacher: "About half of them."
Mr. Smith: "Rink, where is the largest part of the U. S. navy?"
Rink: "In the water."
Mr. Field: "What course do you expect to graduate in?"
Pupil: "In the course of time."
Barber: "Do you want a hair cut?"
John B.: "No, I want them all cut."
Barber: "Any particular way?"
John B.: "Yes, off."
Mr. McCandlish: "Now, Effie, what is a niche in a church?"
Effie: "Why, it is just the same as an itch anywhere else, only you can't scratch it as well."
"My rose," he said, as he pressed her velvet cheek to his.
"My cactus," she said, as she encountered his stubble.
Mr. Smith: "What has become of the little red school house?"
George: "Is it painted white."
Storekeeper: "What size shoe does your brother wear?"
Brother: "He wears sevens, but he likes eights so well, he buys nines."
Teacher: "Now, Tommy, what is a hypocrite?"
Tommy: "A boy that comes to school with a smile on his face."
Those who cannot see through our jokes, please copy them on very thin paper and put it against the window pane. If you can't see through them, then see us or an optician.
Fourty-one
1933•41
The 1933 Almedian - South Kortright Central School Yearbooks - SKCS 1933 Almedian
